Hey, folks. I so excited I’m ‘bout to bust a stitchin’! Would you believe that last week I was selected most eligible bachelor in all of Louisiana, and now have a date with actress Jennifer Anniston?

You wouldn’t, huh? Okay, would you believe I won the Power Ball lottery for $141 million?

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This time of year a young man’s fancy turns to romance. At least, that’s what they say. And I ain’t got an inklin’ as to who “they” are. Shuckin’s! I’m still tryin’ to figure out what the heck a fancy is.

Now, I do have my suspicions, mind you; after all, I am a male and I was young once. Of course, that was a long time ago, but age really ain’t got a whole lot to do with it. A pretty lady can still turn my head. I do, however, remember very well chasin’ the good lookin’ girls of Athens, Lisbon, Haynesville, Gibsland, Arcadia, Minden, and Homer. Even chased a few who lived out in the country like myself. And if’n I’d had more money for gasoline, I woulda taken in Dubach, Bernice, Ruston, and even Emerson and Magnolia, Arkansas in my chase as well.

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Here are a few headlines from various news sources:

Winter Could Be Worst in 25 Years for USA...

Chill Map...

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When old man winter has dropped temperatures into the mid twenties and mud puddles are frozen solid enough to drive a vehicle across them without breaking through, the thoughts of many turn to......, what else? The days of summer, of course.

Okay, okay. So some of us are only thinking of ways to keep our buns warm; there are a few, however, who believe thinking warm thoughts makes you warmer. It's kinda like the advice of "thinking happy thoughts makes you happy." While I believe such a theory is good, thinking of seventy degree weather during a twenty degree day doesn't warm my heart...., or my buns!

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